Randomly Ryan

Friday, October 9, 2009

Krantz may be my new hero

Exhibit A: Dude got a TV show made about him and his friends that is A - Not on MTV and B - Pretty damn funny

Exhibit B: Dude blogs, like actually blogs, and regularly. Clearly got me beat there.

Exhibit C: Dude plays poker for a living. A very succesful living.

Exhibit D: Dude quotes HIMYM in his blog.

Here's an excerpt from his blog Dangerlion, and the subsequent HIMYM scene that goes with it.

8:15:12 PM jay: so its decision time amigo
8:15:18 PM jay: just how important is star wars to you?
8:15:28 PM jay: + we’ll prob get epicly drunk
8:15:32 PM chuck: pretty important
8:15:38 PM chuck: but there is 0 chance that i cna commit to that right now
8:15:44 PM jay: how come
8:15:50 PM jay: what are the issues at hand
8:15:57 PM chuck: no idea what’s going on this weekend
8:16:05 PM jay: THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON
8:16:11 PM jay: this is not like a
8:16:23 PM jay: yah ill do this if nothing else pops up kind of thing
8:16:31 PM jay: this is one of those times that fate aligns
8:16:52 PM jay: and you throw down your gloves and watch all those goddamn movies

****While writing this post, I was eliminated from a multi-table hold'em tournament online. This is the shortest I've ever lasted. Clearly the Kratz-skills aren't absorbed from blogging alone.

A.A.S.Q. #1 & #2

Awesome Always Sunny Quote #1
"wildcard, bitches" - Charlie
Awesome Always Sunny Quote #2
"I'm wearing clothes now, bitch" - Frank

Dear Verizon,

"Theres a MAP for that." isn't clever, it's lame and annoying.

Then again, when's the last tine your ceaseless commercials weren't the cell phone equivalent of a local furniture store ad; crazy-annoying??

I'm willing to cede that overall suckage is now only the #2 reason the Roid Sox should be eliminated.

#1 reason is the Nick Adenhart commercial for the Angels. You can't beat that sort of feeling.

I very much want these

damn iPhone ear buds drive me nuts.

In truth, my favorite headphones were always the sony ones that wraped around the back of my head, because that's how I'd been wearing them all along.

These, however, I still have hope for:

Swear to God, the moment I grabbed the rally cap, A-Rod homers.

Dear NotTedTurner, paying $3k/seat doesn't allow you to wave at the camera all night

My Birthday is exactly 6 months away...

I will gladly accept one of these.
If you can't store it until my birthday, I will also accept delivery today

Thanks

I've been told that even in October this is not acceptable:

208 Lego Zombie Pics

Item 1.) I grew up playing with Legos. As the oldest child, toys you could play with solo became my best friend, and Legos allowed me to exercise the randomness of my noodle without annoying too many other people.

Item 2.) Zombies are crazy and you never can be too prepared.

Combine those two items and I'm pretty sure you'll see that the pictures at this link are both entertainment and solid preparation. Good job, canucks.