Got some work ahead of me

Newsweek just posted their list of the 50 Books that Matter the Most right now. These aren't the "greatest books every written", but rather ones that apply to today and the global climate we live in. Sadly, I haven't read a single one on this list. Got me beat?

Lols

I have a new goal

The Only Way I'd See Twillight

Don't FUCKING wake them

I've got enough to deal with already, what with Thriller Zombies on the horizon, I DON'T need to work on my robot apocalypse plan, too














(btw, my current robot apocalypse plan is to become good friends with Wolverine and practice stabbing Sentinels in the headspace)

Damn i want this PC

From Brass Goggles, these beast weight a full metric tonne

WOW!! This is amazing

every line Tracy Jordan said during Season 3 of 30 Rock. This shit is funny without even watching the episodes.

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/05/18/everything-tracy-jordan-said/

Holy Cow!!

I'm not sure what's cooler, that Nessie is a battleship, or that she's piloted by penguins. You be the judge. Also, shirt for sale on woot.com

Another Reason I Will Own an iPhone Soon

it's from the Dark Side

Totally agree with @Agent_M, this is real-life documentation of gremlins

WOW

I swear, this flyer has to be more bligthful than whatever graffiti was originally there.

One of my least favorite Bush Acts gets repealed

Yay. Just read on TreeHugger that the EPA has finally agreed to let California imposed emissions-standards that exceed the federal requirements. It's about time the Environmental part of EPA stood up.

We knew it was coming--one of Obama's first moves was to order the review Bush's decision to prevent California from setting fuel emissions standards. Then, Obama announced he was setting a national standard--one that would take cues from California's plan. And now, the cycle is complete: today, California will officially receive permission from the EPA to set its own fuel emissions standard.

How to Ruin a Good Thing

Brittany Murphy, why do you keep asking me to hate you?

I had such a crush on you in "Clueless", but what happened since then? A string of crap movies that I got suckered into watching in theaters or renting. I'm pretty sure most of that money went to fund terrorism, too, so thanks for that.

And now you take this picture? Grats on converting "pin-up" into Skankatron 9001 (yes, that's more than 9000, for your DBZ fans).

But really, I could get the original idea, being a little cheeky, literally. But I have a few questions I can't get past

1.) Why do you look like the undead?
2.) Why do you know how to ride a rocking horse?
3.) Why the FUCK are you wearing a t-shirt under your bikini top?

Get back to me and we'll see if we can't squash this, ok?

Oh, sweet PONG, you got it right from the first try...

Things I've Missed

Sometimes it seems I forgot to say "Gratz" on the Stamos-ectomy. Then other times I'm really just not sure why you haven't called more often in the four years since you wised-up. You've just got such a mystique, Rebecca.

Random Line from a Blog I Like

"I can tell not only because of that look plastered across your face, but because you sent me that report card that had "Needs Improvement" marked all the way down the list."

From Fuck-You, Penguin. (damn Sea Turtles, living hundreds of years and shit...)

What your Tattoo says about you

Another Friendly Reminder from R&A

The Truth Behind Mets Fans

LoLs

You Know when Ironic T-Shirts are Even Better?

...when they contain a self reference

Damn, I had a killer crush on Natalie Portman until I saw her bald scalp.



Hell, who am I kidding? She can still power up my light saber.

How To:

Art = Crime

The NC State student that made these has been arrested and charged with larceny. Looks like he had a nice run, just poorly executed his escape plan.

Cupid is a Terrorist

How do you walk a giant tortoise?

Duh, suction cups on it's shell

Never Thought of it This Way

Random Text from a Blog I Like

"If you're not following me at Twitter, you really should. My tweets are like travel sized blogs that kiss your brain."

-- from Brian Lynch @ bloglynch.blogspot.com

Random Text from a Blog I Like

"If you're not following me at Twitter, you really should. My tweets are like travel sized blogs that kiss your brain."

-- from Brian Lynch @ bloglynch.blogspot.com

And the search is over.

THE Perfect Summer Bombshell.

Damn

as if I needed another reason to want to go to the UK

(besides good football, guiness, Posh & The F Word)

Random Quote from a blog I like

"If I can't stop listening to it, I'll just make other people listen to it. Schadenfreude is just as good as a cure."

From wow.com

Proof

despite my nerd-crush on her, here's proof that Zooey's actually from the 1920's. I'm pretty sure they based Olive Oil* on her.

(from Pop-Eye, not from Italy)

Holy Shit this is gross and hilarious.

Proof that sequels are rarely as good as the original:

For my bro

it's Friday night, go out and grab some ass

More Details on How it Starts

I'd pay to see some of these

Today is my bro's b-day, and he's the biggest Statham fan I know, so cheer to him.

How much would Jason Statham charge to be my personal Rock'em-Sock'em Dude?

Dude, seriously

It's Friday. Go out tonight and stop being to discriminatory. Yes, you can still kick it with Bud Light next weekend even if you go out and have a wild time with one of these fellas. Don't worry, Bud won't hate you for it and be all "remember that time you 'experimented' and came back wearing half-shirts and LOVING John Tesh?". Well, maybe he will, but are you really going to let that stop you? Didn't think so, you fucking Tesh-aholic.

Things you'll need to flee from

I'd recommend practicing your fleeing, see what you can get away from and what you better learn how to fight.

I had no idea

Was anyone aware that the token ethnic friend from Full House grew up, and into a hottie at that? Shocked me, too. You know what wouldn't show me, to hear that Sagat's hitting that. I'm betting he is. Sagat gets all the choice tail.

Clever, clever bags

Yes, I do want everything in this room.

Could it be?

Is it possible? Combining my two favorite uses for my thumbs = hot damn!

This dude is serious about his fries.

Back-off Woman!! LOL

I Really Have No Idea What Emotions to Have Towards This:

She probably could have used a refresher-shave, eh?

This is SOO happening to me today.

I guarantee it.

The London Police go HUGE in Amsterdam

LOL

after yesterday's Samberg VS Heroes, this is kinda funny, and I'm sure it's pretty accurate.

I agree with this plan

Three Square, the right way

I can't make these up

but really, dude just got off a ship, you REALLY need to get out of the way kid. I mean, you DO want a little brother, right? What's that, your "dad" has been at sea for 2 years? ....awkward....

Zombie Monday: Survival Tips

Who doesn't feel like a zombie on Mondays? So I figured why not mark the day with some good survival info?

Andy Samberg VS Heroes

Pretty funny, but definately NSFW.

Random Funny pic from my Picasa album

Who remembers this from last year's MSC?
Who's ready for a repeat in say, 3 months?

and more proof cat's want to slit your throat

oh this is creepy stuff

I DID always wonder about people that list their Coords on Twitter

Another Reason to not like the French

Dog Torture


What you see here is a bonafide Automatic Washing Machine for Dogs. For $47, you put your dog in this contraption and Rex gets tortured for 8 min because you are apparently too rich/lazy to wash your own dog, but not rich/lazy enough to have whoever washes Paris Hilton's dog do it for you. Congrats.

"What you weren't expecting" indeed!!!

This guy is a pro at making the best of a tricky situation. Good job, random commerical dude.

An even worse curse to share with you

Think you've recovered from last week and succesfully protected your larynx?

Think again!

Here's something else that recently assault my eyeball-brainwave combo and I'm pretty sure based on how these things look that they were bred for the sole purpose of slowly climbing into my bed at night and perforating my spleen.

The most diabolical part, nobody is really sure where your spleen is, so these inaccurate bastards just keep going stabby-stabby until I die (or roll over).

(Click Here if you think I'm wrong)

Safe once again

Good Morning and gratz on another day of NOT having a psycho killer chase you slowly.

Some People Try Too Hard for a Laugh

Obama = Gollum?

Fitting since Gitmo isn't being closed afterall. LOL, thought that was a Day 1 task.