Dude, seriously

It's Friday. Go out tonight and stop being to discriminatory. Yes, you can still kick it with Bud Light next weekend even if you go out and have a wild time with one of these fellas. Don't worry, Bud won't hate you for it and be all "remember that time you 'experimented' and came back wearing half-shirts and LOVING John Tesh?". Well, maybe he will, but are you really going to let that stop you? Didn't think so, you fucking Tesh-aholic.